Selfies at Funerals, Genius Shower Thoughts + Inadvertently Hilarious Kids

We’ve been having a blast reading about all of the ridiculous and thought provoking things you’ve been ranking this summer. Some of these are too good not to share. Check ‘em out!

49 Stellar Cosplay Costumes From This Year’s Comic Con

Comic Con was awesome this year! The best costumes we saw showcased some serious attention to detail (and blatant disregard for heat and comfort). Check ‘em out and rank accordingly!

50 Incredible Pictures That Just Might Teach You Something

This photo gallery includes pictures of natural phenomena, manmade things, the goings-on inside our own bodies, and tons of other cool sh*t that might even teach you a thing or two. The universe is pretty amazing. Let’s look at it together!

50+ Signs That Will Definitely Make You Giggle

These funny signs range from the whimsical, to the witty, to the downright stupid. In an age where image is everything, you would think people would be more careful with their signage.

34 Things Every Man Should Know. Seriously, Take Notes.

Dudes. Guys. MEN. When it comes to the male gender, there are certain things all guys simply must know.

 

Kids Who Answered Wrong, But Deserve An “A” For Effort

Kids these days, can’t live with ‘em, can’t teach ‘em anything because the Internet shows them that they can be a smartass instead of submitting real quiz answers.

This is Real: Selfies at Funerals Are Officially a Thing

Of all the occasions to commemorate with a selfie, it would seem funerals aren’t exactly the most appropriate. But these selfie lovers don’t seem to mind. In many occasions, their dearly departed is even in the photo with them!

The Greatest Shower Thoughts Ever Thought

We (most of us) bathe in quiet solitude, with neither friends nor social media to entertain us lest we get our devices wet and ruin them. Amidst all that lathering and rinsing, the mind wanders, and for the duration of each shower, anything is possible.

Yesterday’s Technology With Today’s Prices

Ever wonder how much it would cost to buy a Gameboy if it was released today? Or what people were paying for the privilege of having a cell phone when they first came out? This may stop you from complaining for a while.

Ridiculously Good Looking Celebs Are Licking Popsicles, It Must Be Summer!

The Best Internet Reactions to Jeremy Meeks’s Sexy Mug Shot

Sexy mugshot photos reached a new high with the booking of the ridiculously hot felon Jeremy Meeks. If you somehow missed this gem of a story last week, you need to check these out.

Who Will Win The 2014 World Cup?

It’s official: the Ranker office has World Cup fever. And so do all of you apparently! Thousands have voted on who they think will win. You may be surprised at who’s currently on top.

 

24 Crazy Sexy Photos of Celebrities Eating Popsicles

It’s finally summer! When it’s hot, here’s the best possible way to cool off: with pictures of ridiculously great looking celebrities sucking down on cold, delicious, refreshing popsicles.

What Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys’ Night Out

Hint: it’s sex. Also, sex.

 

73 Rare Photos From Behind the Scenes of Star Wars

These leaked photos capture images of Yoda before he was finished, the building of the actual, on-set Millennium Falcon and, of course, the entire cast flirting with Princess Leia.

11 Wedding Themes That Are Just a Bad Idea

You’d assume that if someone is that big of a Game of Thrones fan, they’d know what happens at weddings, right?

 

The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

It doesn’t make any sense, but food that comes from restaurants with funny names always tastes better. Pulled pork sandwich from KFC? Gross. Pulled pork sandwich from Forrest Rump? Awesome.

The 26 Craziest 2014 World Cup Hair Cuts

Bonus: here is the single most important World Cup ranking you will see all day.

Men and Women Both Lie—But They Do It For Different Reasons

 

We all tell white lies now and then (yes you do, don’t lie!) but did you know that men and women lie for different reasons? The data from our list of Things People Lie About All the Time shows a pattern that may hint at this difference.

The poll lists 49 common lies and asks respondents to vote “yes” if they’ve lied about that in the past 6 months or “no” if they have not. According to votes cast by over 350 people, women are more likely to lie about things that “keep the peace socially” while men are more likely to lie over matters of “self-preservation.”

 

 

On the list, women are 8 times more likely than men to lie about “being too swamped to hang out” and 4 times more likely to claim that their “phone died.” These results imply that women may be more likely to feel guilty about canceling on friends or having alone time.

 

 

In contrast, men were 2 times more likely to admit to saying things like “Oh yeah! That makes sense!” when they did not understand something and 5 times more likely to say, “No officer, I do not know why you pulled me over,” when, presumably, they did know why. These types of lies could point to men’s desire to show themselves in the best possible light and cover up wrongdoing.

Differences aside, both men and women voted similarly on many items on this list. In fact, the top 3 most popular lies were the same for both men and women.

The Top 3 Lies for BOTH Men and Women Are:

1. I’m Fine

2. I’m 5 Minutes Away

3. Yeah, I’m Listening.

 

 

Which goes to show that men and women may be able to see eye-to-eye after all… just as long as they don’t ask each other how they are doing, where they are and whether or not they are listening.

Hypocritical Politicians, Birthday Fails & HODOR!!

In case you missed these gems, here are some of our favorite lists y’all have been ranking this month. Enjoy!

Introducing: Ranker of Thrones

All Men Must Rank. Visit our ‘Game of Thrones’ hub for interactive GoT content you won’t find anywhere else on the web. Rank the most epic insults in Westeros, listen to original GoT songs, and ponder which cats actually look like characters from the show. Stop by and get your Hodor fix. Hodor!

16 Prominent Anti-Gay Activists Who Were Caught Being Gay

Lots of hypocrites out there, ladies and gentlemen. This week, news broke that Steve Wiles, an anti-gay GOP Senate candidate, used to be an openly-gay drag queen named Miss Mona Sinclair. Thank goodness for the Internet.

40 Hilarious Birthday Fails/Wins

These photos prove that just because it’s your special day, doesn’t mean that you’re safe from your crazy relatives.

 

Simpsons Jokes That Actually Came True in Real Life

We’ve always loved how ‘The Simpsons’ riffs on current events and pop culture, but we never thought that real life would follow in the footsteps of the show. Weird.

The 13 Craziest Deaths Caused by Social Media

Everyone is guilty of doing their fair share of internet sleuthing, stalking, creeping, and… killing? Well, at least these 13 people are. Read about the weird, effed up things people are doing through social media these days.

Baby Animals That Could Melt the Coldest of Hearts (Photos)

Adorable baby animals: everyone loves them. But which type are actually the cutest? Until now, science has had no way to decide… but with your help, we may have the found the answer.

That’s it! Stay in touch, and we hope you’re having a great month!

Game of Thrones: Don’t Get Too Comfortable

[Spoiler Alert: This post contains references to Seasons 1-4, Episode 3 of the show. There are no references to the books. If you're all caught up on the show, then you are safe!]

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Have you recently found yourself unreasonably happy about a certain child’s death? Excited, even, to watch the bile frothing out of his mouth and the blood streaming from the far corners of his eyes? Have you rationalized incest-rape and chalked it up to the pressures of the times? Rejoiced as a small girl murders a man in cold blood? (Something wrong with your leg, boy?)

Don’t get too comfortable.

Now that you’re fully immersed in the world of the Seven Kingdoms, your capacity for moral relativism may surprise you. You may feel like nothing on the show could totally shock or upset you anymore. Now that you’re sort of OK with incest-rape, should you just hang up your hat and quit? Can’t anything feel uncomfortable or shocking anymore?!

Don’t worry: If we’ve learned anything about this series so far, there will be plenty of horrific incidents to come. And according to our data, there is pretty much something on the show to upset every sensibility.

We were looking at our list of The Most Uncomfortable Game of Thrones Moments again (weird, we know — we like to keep the wounds fresh) and noticed an interesting pattern in our data that gives us an insight on what makes certain viewers uncomfortable. So far, over 1,000 people have voted on this list an average of 5 times. There are 18 uncomfortable moments to choose from, and they are ordered from jaw-dropping to ain’t-no-thing. (Vote if you haven’t already. It’s fun!)

As more and more people vote, some interesting correlations have emerged.

TheonFor example, Ranker users who said that they were very uncomfortable when Theon Greyjoy lost his “most prized possession” were far more likely to also feel uncomfortable when Jaime Lannister’s right hand was cut off. Jaime

A particular distaste for bodily harm, it would seem.

 

[In plain English: The majority of people who hated watching that first scene also hated watching the second. Most people who didn't mind the first also didn't mind the second.]

But there’s more. Two main “camps” of voters emerged in our data. We’ll call them “Camp Emotional” and “Camp Physical.

People who voted for one thing that could be considered emotionally distressing – witnessing an incest scene between brother and sister, for example – were highly likely to also vote for other moments that can be associated with emotional distress: Lysa Tully’s disturbing breastfeeding scene and Viserys Targaryan’s willingness to whore out his own sister in exchange for power both come to mind.

Similarly, people who voted on one item in “Camp Physical” were more likely to vote on other physically revolting scenes. Viserys Targaryen getting “crowned,” Khaleesi eating a horse heart, and the execution of Eddard Stark were all positively correlated.

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The “Game of Thrones” show creators certainly have their bases covered as far as upsetting every sensibility.

Don’t mind a six year-old suckling on the teat of his mother? Maybe your favorite character will be brutally executed. Don’t think the gory stuff is that big of a deal? Maybe a character you thought you trusted will double-cross his sister, have sex with his mother, and steal the crown for himself. This is all just speculation, of course, but we’re just saying: no one is safe. Not even you. 

The Best Secret Menu Items From Any Restaurant (Infographic)



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Can Colbert Bring Young Fans to the Late Show?

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In 2015, Stephen Colbert will depart from his home at Comedy Central where he’s amassed a huge cult following and head over to the mainstream late show game, replacing David Letterman. CBS is sure hoping he’ll bring all those young fans too. 

Say Late Show and you may have already lost a younger demographic of TV viewers whose watching habits have never been tethered to a specific time or place. TiVo, you’ll remember, was first introduced in 1999, when today’s demographic of 18-25 year olds were only children, ages 3-10. The idea of watching the same TV program at the same time every night is not something that Millenials do.

And while David Letterman’s show is available to watch online, many young viewers associate the style and tone of the Late Show with their parent’s generation.

Millennials, it turns out, like TV, just not necessarily from networks. And they like it served two ways: as part of a gluttonous binge (aka that time you didn’t go outside for a whole weekend and watched 2 entire seasons of House of Cards) or in tiny, viral pieces (aka short-form videos) that are easy to watch at work and share on social media. Jimmy Fallon, by the way, has been killing it in this second category with his viral comedy sketches. Ratings for NBC’s The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon are up 46% this week compared to the same week last year. 

So, how will Stephen Colbert do with younger viewers? And perhaps more importantly, will be able to hit that sweet-spot of broad appeal that allows him to pick up a large number of new viewers–young and old?

Despite the ire of those who disagree with The Colbert Report’s politics, CBS is definitely addressing this need to compete better for younger viewers. The majority of Ranker users are in the 18-25 age bracket and The Colbert Report ranks higher than the Late Show on almost every list that they are both on, including the Funniest TV shows of 2012 (19 vs. 28), Best TV Shows of All-Time (186 vs. 197), and Best TV Shows of Recent Memory (37 vs. 166).

Furthermore, people who tend to like The Colbert Report also report liking many shows that are currently in the cultural zeitgeist: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, and 30 Rock. In contrast, preference for the Late Show is correlated with older shows like The Sopranos and 60 Minutes. Between David Letterman and Stephen Colbert, it looks like it’s Colbert for the win on attracting younger viewers.

There is some overlap between these audiences as fans of both shows like The West Wing and The Daily Show, indicating that Colbert may be able to appeal to current fans as well as new (older) audiences.

Dirty Airline Secrets, ’90s Supermodels + Not-So-Smart Criminals

Spring is in full swing and we can hear the birds chirping. Passover, Easter, Earth Day, 4/20… there sure is a lot to celebrate this month! Our gift to you: a handy roundup of our favorite new lists on Ranker.

9 Bad Things That Happened on Good Friday

Though it is not the merriest holiday for Christians (or Jesus for that matter), it still seems pretty crazy that so many murders, crimes, and disasters have gone down on Good Friday.

18 Dirty Facts About Flying That Airlines Don’t Want You To Know

Warning: some of these appalling airline practices cannot be unseen. If you’re squeamish, there is still time to turn back and continue to be blissfully unaware that your aircraft’s wing may or may not be held on with duct tape.

15 Criminals Who Got Caught By Bragging About Their Crimes

Some people are just in the habit of sharing everything about themselves on the Internet. You eat mac n’ cheese for dinner, you tweet a pic of yourself enjoying your meal. You rob a bank, you post a pic of yourself fanning out the money–D’oh!

Easy Things You Can Do Today to Help Your Environment

You don’t have to be a hero or a hippie to know that our environment could use a little help. In honor of Earth Day this month, here’s a fun roundup of easy things you can do to make a difference.

Stunning Snapshots of ’90s Supermodels (Then and Now)

Cindy Crawford, Claudia Schiffer, Naomi Campbell. . . they were all household names back in the ’90s. We all know that Tyra Banks is as crazy as ever, but what are the rest of these beauties up to and how have they aged?

20 Jobs That No Longer Exist

It’s insane that PEOPLE ever did some of these tasks. (See: the job that was replaced when alarm clocks were invented.) But they did and we have the pictures to prove it.

 

The Worst People On Planes

Whenever you board a plane, you hope that everything runs smoothly. Of course, that means safely, but it also means not having to deal with the many types of obnoxious people you’re likely to encounter. Here’s a rundown of the usual suspects.

Crazy Things Girls Do, Presidents Gone Wild + Sexy Co-Star Couples

Happy spring! Here are the best lists you crazy kids have been upvoting this month:

Which Ex-Presidents Would You Want to Go on a Bender With?

Did you know that some of the former presidents of the U.S. were huge drinkers and recreational drug users? Huge! Read about the scandalous habits of these former POTUSes (or would that be POTI?) and then vote for the ex-pres that you’d most want to get down with.

The Craziest Things Girls Will Do to Make You Like Them

Quit playing games with my heart! Really. No, not really. We all can get a little crazy when it comes to romance. Whether they’re just flirting or looking to put a ring on it, some ladies will do some pretty insane things to get noticed.

25 Celebrities Who Lost a Ton of Weight (Before and After Photos)

These stars transformed themselves from fat to all that! From flabby to fabby. From obese to bitch, please! Okay, I think we’re done here.

 

Who Did These Eventually Famous Kids Grow Up To Be?

When kids are young, they have the potential to be anything: astronauts, politicians, police officers… or they could go the way of Darth Vader and cross over to the Dark Side. From these vintage childhood photos, can you guess who turned in to whom?

The Biggest Turn Ons in a Person

Wondering how to be charming and attractive to the opposite sex? This is what men – and women – truly want.

 

25 Movie Couples Who Got Together in Real Life

After pretending to be an item on the silver screen, these sexy celebrities rode that wave of attraction all the way to Couplesville.

 

Top 10 Most Ironic Deaths of All Time (Vol. 2)

These incidents are far more serious than having “too many spoons when all you need is a knife.” Folks died here, people. Bonus: If you really love yourself some ironic deaths, check out Volume 1: The Top Ironic Deaths of All Time. You weirdo.

20 Celebrities Who Have Had Hair Transplants

We aren’t 100% certain how these balding men managed to halt the cruel hands of time… but we’re guessing that science had something to do with it, because most human beings don’t lose hair and then miraculously get it back.

Things You Should Never Do While Naked, 90s Slang, Embarrassing Selfies + More

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January is over. Good riddance! Have you given up on your New Year’s Resolutions yet? Trust us, you’ll feel much better once you just let go. To get your mind off of all that, here are 7 of the most popular lists on Ranker last month.

Incredible 90s Slang That We (Almost) Forgot About. Almost.

If you grew up in the ’90s, odds are that in between playing Pogs or watching reruns of “Saved by the Bell”, you were telling your mom to “talk to the hand” and that her cooking was Da Bomb…Not! Looking back, slang from the ’90s involved giving people a lot of attitude and tricking them.

The Last Words of 15 Famous Serial Killers

This: “I did not get my Spaghetti O’s. I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.” And this: “Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard. I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around.” And they get better.

The Most Egregious Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunctions of 2013

Nip slips, wedgies and rips, oh my! Last year was an epic one for crazy celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. For your enjoyment, here are the best (read: most embarrassing). 

The Most Extreme Body Transformations Ever Done for a Movie Role

Matthew McConaughey lost 47 pounds for his role in Dallas Buyer’s Club. Jared Leto lost nearly 40. Christian Bale packed on 43 pounds and a huge beer belly for American Hustle. Those aren’t even the most extreme cases! See the shocking before and after pictures of actors who completely changed their bodies for a movie role.

15 Reasons Why You Are the Most Annoying Person on Facebook

Odds are that you have at least one special person in your life that is a major Facebook offender. Take heart, it happens to the best of us.

The Most Embarrassing Celebrity Selfies

Embarrassing selfies happen when a sexy guy or gal is trying just a little too hard to look good for the camera. They are obviously sucking it in (Chris Pratt, Justin Bieber) or showing a bit too much skin that no one wants to see (Lindsay Lohan). We would feel bad…but these celebs did post these photos to their own social media.

23 Things You Should Never Do While Naked

Similar to getting drunk and singing at the top of your lungs, being naked is fun (!!) if not always appropriate. Whether an activity involves sharp, flying objects, extreme heat or compromising positions, there are some things that you should just never do naked. Ever.